A Baboonaphile

What is A Baboonaphile?

1.

One who molests Baboons

Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...

2.

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.

3.

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners

A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"

See bacon banger

4.

One who molests baboons or any person resembling or smelling like a baboon.

Emily is a baboonaphile because she molested Phoebe, who is a baboon.

See baboon, monkey, pedifile, rape, poopoo

5.

A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.

ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?

AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...

ME:No!

AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.

ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?

See monkey perve, bi-curious george
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