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A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary
I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past..
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Shout "AHHHH! GHHH GHHH" scare the shit out of unsuspecting people.
Use in combination with Shamsher
*points at the ground*
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The practice of being in permanent daytime employment, whilst working private freelance contracts during evenings, weekends and in extre..