A Beat Edit Meaning

1.

A Beat is a public toilet or public restroomwhere gay men congregate to pay homage to Priapus. Please see cock worshipper and George Michael.

A Beat is the Gentleman's toilet or lavatorywhere George Michael displays his sexual talent as an alfresco cruising artist bent over a urinal. Visual material of beats can be seen and heard on George Michael's single, "Outside", where George plays up his arrest for engaging in a lewd act in a notorious public restroom at a Beverly Hill's city park.

Beats are public toilets where heterosexual policeman who are in fact confused homosexuals go to live out their sexual fantasies, or at least get close enough for a taste of them.

A dirty beat has been satirized as Courtney Loves mouth.

"I saw this Big Greek Dick sticking out of the bushes on the 'Hampstead Heath' in the U.K!" "I could have sworn it was George Michael's."

"I've seen beats in third world countries that are cleaner than Courtney Love's mouth!"

Jason was sick of going to all the beats in Melbourne, so he decided he would bring them to his house by graffiti'ing his name and mobile number up on the urinal wall. See beatslut and A Beat.

See beat, beats, beat boy, beets

2.

Noun/Verb.

A term for masturbation.

sounds better than "A wank"

Comes from the "bate" in masturbate

Example 1)

Dylan: "bro I cant wait to get home"

Jarrod: "yeah, only so you can have a beat"

Example 2)

"Bro I had a mean beat last night"

See wank, masturbation, beat, spoof, cum, porn