What is A Bert?
1.
After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows
"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"
2.
1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such
a bert .
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3.
1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.
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4.
After a nice round of anal sex..Provide your sexual partner with a unibrow of nothing but shit...:D
I fucked liz and then gave her a bert,.She looked like bert from Sesme street
