A Blumpkin

What is A Blumpkin?

To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"

See blumpie, blow job, head, oral, dick

Modern

1. Descriptive of the increasingly large number of people who do not conform to the traditional values of man + woman = ok. Modern People t..

Hellyer

1. The sweetest way to say "hell yeah" "Julia, want to go feed the ducks?" "Hellyer!" See hell yeah, hell ..

Love Contract

1. A legally binding agreement that states that two sexual partners did INDEED have consensual sex. Both parties sign this contract and can..

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