A Blumpkin

What is A Blumpkin?

To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"

See blumpie, blow job, head, oral, dick

Conphased

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Ooh-de-la-lay

1. When a man is having sex with his partner, either male or female, and pisses blood on either their back or stomach. The man then licks t..

Chili Cheese Dog

1. Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwash..

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