What is A Bon Jovi?
1.
Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
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2.
noun
An extremely large
I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.
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3.
To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.
"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."
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The sounds made by Raiden in Mortal Kombat I during his flying attack. Can be used in
a shorted version of zim or zimmed.
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I Laughed So Hard I Lit All My Furniture On Fire. Like lolor rofl, but more awesome.
Person 1: My fiancee left me at my mom's fune..
