What is A Bon Jovi?
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Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
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noun
An extremely large
I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.
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3.
To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.
"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."
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When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.
John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like fo..
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A sufficiently dire situation which calls for using, in a seated position, an otherwise disgusting and revolting toilet.
The 6:33 to Mt..
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A situation that occurs when you are winning at Super Mario Kart and then suddenly find yourself in last place.
"Dude, I just tota..
