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Frustrating and unusual wear on items caused by poor vision and or reflexes of the elderly, ironically found on things usually very well..
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A rumor so good you can taste it.
Bob "Did you here that Susan is getting a boob job?"
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A bottle of tequila
I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
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