A Calvin

What is A Calvin?


1.

To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.

Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.

Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.

See sad sack, loser, crybaby, wuss, nutless wonder


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