A Cambodian Mustache

What is A Cambodian Mustache?


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Whilst performing oral on a female she suddenly evacuates her bowels on your face.

I was goin down on your moms and she lost bowel control and inadvertantly gave me a Cambodian Mustache.

See sex, bowels, moms, oral


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