A Christmas Story

What is A Christmas Story?


1.

Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)

Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

ex. 1

"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"

ex. 2

"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"

"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"

See ralphie, christmas, leg, Seinfeld


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