What is A Christmas Story?
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Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)
Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
ex. 1
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"
ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"
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Something that goes wrong, or something bad. It should never happen again.
"Angela gave Petey some ass last month, got pregnant a..
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Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every sin..
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Anything so incredible it should be in the Bible.
Yo, that so incredibible, it could have come out of Saint Peter's mouth himself...
