What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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Going out for kegs and eggs after working a night shift
Dude, 22A pooped on me, we need to get breakfaced after work.
See shit-faced, ..
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definition of bitch
My girl dog
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Nick's girl.
See Tiffany..
