What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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1. Acronym for whatever you want it to mean...most commonly used is for What the Fuck?
1. But I thought the french fries were suppose..
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a delisous cookie, much like a chinese fourtune cookie.
Kayla: is that a Chinese Fourtune Cookie?
Girl: No, it's an American Four..
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To smell as if you are intelligent.
"I walked by a guy today, he was very smelligent."
See smell, intelligent, smelly, unint..
