A Crippled Pirate

What is A Crippled Pirate?

1.

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate

See crippled, pirate, blowjob, kick, hop
51

Random Words:

[jizz]
1. The elixer of life or, aqua vitae, for a woman or gay man. "I really needed to drink that jizz or I would have died." See ji..
Read more
Nosfusion
1. a) The feeling you get when you press the "NOS" (N2O GAS AKA nitrous oxide) button in your vehicle b) Pure Euphoria via Nitro..
Read more
Yanger
1. poser. a person, usually male, who tries to act all cool when in reality he's really lame. Man, look at that guy wearing sunglass..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free