What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman: Do you want to have sex?
Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.
Woman: So you&a..
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aka Abracrombie and Fitch... a pretentious fucking store for pretentious fucking assholes who will spend 50 bucks on a shirt that is way..
