What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gag..
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any guy from europe that has a minimum penis size of 8", and has boned at least 20 birds.
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Someone who could seriously kick the living shit out of you.
"Is that guy good at fighting?"
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