A Crippled Pirate

What is A Crippled Pirate?

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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate

See crippled, pirate, blowjob, kick, hop
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