What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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Twenty dollar bill(s) that come from an ATM.
Before Joe went to lunch with his firends, he needed to stop by the ATM for some yuppie bu..
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A phrase used as an expression of extreme satisfaction with the result of one's efforts. Means the same thing as "I rule!"..
