A Crippled Pirate

What is A Crippled Pirate?

1.

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate

See crippled, pirate, blowjob, kick, hop
51

Random Words:

Z'u'z
1. >Lurky from "Rainbow Brite". Murky's clumbsy, yet lovable lackey. z'U'z "I Love Pretty Colors." ..
Read more
Uybwac
1. Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut" It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually do..
Read more
Dodge Challenger
1. 1) A car made by Dodge during the 70's, before it came out of production in 1973. Very fast and competent in terms of performance, ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free