What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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when someone says something that doesn't make sense or is just stupid, you say YOU ON CRACK to show how stupid they sound
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it occurs when a driver will brake in a shorter distance then what it normal or comfortable, resulting in extra stress on the car and it..
