What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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Random Words:
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A person who loves sucking penis to the extent that it's disgusting.
Girl: Omg Have you seen Paris Hilton in that video?
Guy: Oh ..
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It is called Agent Orange, not Asian Orange.
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A cheap tan that makes a white boi look like a pakistani boi
OMG that bitch got a tan..
