What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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German slang for being wasted from drugs or drinking. More literally the word means to waste something, blow away indiscriminately, squa..
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Originally from "Saving Silverman," feature film starring Jack Black. An utterance from Mr. Black's mouth. Used to descri..
