What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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(Noun) Someone who should be burnt alive because of what a faggot they are.
A vulgar term originating from the phrase "toast a fag..
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the way my boyfriend figured out how to finger my clit by rubbing faster and harder not circular motion
instead of the plain old finger..
