What is A Crippled Pirate?
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
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A RuneScape player who was always given a hard time by Rb0287 and EvilKal... And they loved it.
Also known as a ravaging tyrant.
Mysti..
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The act of catching a girls or guys eye while sitting in busy traffic, often resulting in friendly smiles and maybe a wink.
Extreme suc..
