What is A Ding Dong Ticket?
A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia.
More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.
Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.
Me: What does Xia Yang look like?
You: A Ding Dong, A Ding Dong Ticket