A Dirty Yard Gnome

What is A Dirty Yard Gnome?

1.

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

See freaky, dirty, yard, gnome
61

Random Words:

Exibgerant
1. a wildcard word. . .used when trying to make chicks think youre smart, or to shut up/confuse the nerd who thinks he knows everything. . ..
Read more
L-shirt
1. long sleeve T-Shirt, usually white. loose and baggyish. Say L-shirt if you're lazy. See l, light, everything, death, god..
Read more
Nicker
1. Pounds; Quid he gave me 20 nicker to put on the gee gee's 2. This a horse term - a low greeting that a horse makes to another h..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free