A Dirty Yard Gnome

What is A Dirty Yard Gnome?


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A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

See freaky, dirty, yard, gnome


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