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A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.
I can't believe Micha..
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A merkin, or other type of pubic wig.
She was wearing a lady's low toupee..
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the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
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