A Garfield Edit Meaning

1. when a guy shits horrizontal to a girl's vagina, then beats it down with his dick till it splits in 2 (causing the lumberjack effec..

1. The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle. "Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware..

1. noun: Natures way of punishing people for their cruel actions through unfortunate, yet hilarious, events John always knew his occasiona..