A Golden Ticket

What is A Golden Ticket?


1.

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket

Nick: Schwing Schwing!

2.

When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.

Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"

Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"

Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"

See trojan, magnum, condom, golden ticket, sex, safe sex, birth control, large


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