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1. n - someone whose ass is so tight that you could not remove a sewing needle from it from with a pair of pliers.
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A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done..
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When a bitch's pussy is so haggard that it resembles a soggy pound of pastrami.
"But Daniel, promise me you won't cry wh..