What is A Hole-ry?
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the set of pernicious behaviors associated with being an a-hole, including but not limited to poor manners at parties (throwing beverages, turning off music, ect), introduction of maliciously inappropriate or awkward content into conversation, and wearing sunglasses at night. Pretension does not necessarily correlate with such actions, but may be a first indication of an individual's propensity to act in said manner.
No a hole-ry will be permitted at this party; however, shenanigans will be encouraged.
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the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror
Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a ca..
