A Hostage Situation

What is A Hostage Situation?


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When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.

Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

See hostage, blind date, mail order bride


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