What is A Jess?
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To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
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The moments directly after waking up from sleep (usually, only up to an hour) where you can't speak properly and have an inability ..
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Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.
Did you see her in the bathroom w..
