A Josef

What is A Josef?

A Josef is simply losing your keys. Over and over again. On a weekly basis.

Person 1: Oh my God, I've lost my keys!

Person 2: Person 1 is pulling A Josef.

See josef, joseph, losing, keys, simply

Gripped

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Upstrokes

1. Masturbating and typing to your friends on the upstrokes I... am... writing... this... on.. the... upstrokes... and... watching... porn..

Pooky Mobile

1. a police automotive vehicle "damn i just got jakced by that Pookiter and put in the back of that Pooky Mobile"..

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