A Level

What is A Level?


1.

A form of torture which is supposedly 'optional' for any uk 16-18 year old. However it is most likely said 16-18 year olds are forced, sorry, 'persuaded' into sitting these exams which they are clearly going to fail. Said failed exams are then followed by hundreds of retake's until finally said teenager can get high enough grades to get into any uni which will take them after which they will be - you guessed it - forced to do more coursework, sit more exams, and so on and so forth through life.

Person 1: What the hell are A levels?

Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?

Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them

Person 2: That blows.

Person 1: Yup

(and so the boring conversation continues)

See teenagers


5

Random Words:

1. The description of a woman whom everyone thinks has an insatiable appetite for men. All the men in the office say they have been or wan..
1. A word yelled by a noob as they own another noob, usually in an online game. Person 1: hehehe... Person 2: What the fuck are you doing..
1. At the end of sexual intercourse, ejaculate in the girl's hair. Then, pee on her feet. Yo, I totally gave that ho an eskimo shower..