What is A Load In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush?


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Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

See sperm, jizz, spunk, masterbation, sex


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