A Loch Ness Monster

What is A Loch Ness Monster?

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

See poop, shit, turd, log, feces, crap, scat

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