A Long Winter

What is A Long Winter?


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While having sex with a woman, you pull out and stuff 4 to 5 acorns in here vagina. Then Run out of the room and say "See you in the spring!"

Girl 1 : "So I met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started getting into it, my mind changed."

Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"

Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"

See acorns, squirrels


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