What is A Lurking Cristian?
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A term used to denote a suspected rapist. Typical appearance includes a blue wrestling mask with a can of beer in his right hand as bait for the unfortunate prey. Typically seen lurking behind its prey, male, female or animal, usually at carnival type events where his rapist costume goes unnoticed.
Occasionally seen leading a group of prey down a dark alley on the front of a conga line
That guy I met in the bar last night was a total Lurking Cristian
I think there is a lurking Cristian behind me.
I think the guy on the front of that Conga line is a Lurking Cristian
Officer, I was savagely raped by a lurking Cristian
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