A Man's Gotta Eat

What is A Man's Gotta Eat?


1.

An expression offered by a friend when he knows that he has spent the night with a girl of below average looks/intelligence or above average weight.

It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.

Chris-"Please tell me you didn't get your nuts in with that fatty from the club last night"

Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"

See fatty, dry spell, eat, weight


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