A Martha Stewart

What is A Martha Stewart?


1.

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

See sandwich, martha stewart


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