A Melon Edit Meaning

1. When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea. Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my p..

1. The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them. I p..

1. A girl that hangs around truck stops for the trucker to fuck. PK said " We Have Been Driving All Day, Lets Go Find A Lizard Lot &q..