A Midget's Throw

What is A Midget's Throw?

the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.

"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

or

"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."

See scary close, near, around the corner, midget

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