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Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply
Tom: Why haven'..
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A sun worshipper that deliberately seeks the sun out when official advice tells them to seek shade.
Midday Sun? Im out in it, Im an 11-..
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When drying arse crack with towel after shower a smudge of poo ends up on it.
I was drying off using my mums best towels and got into t..