What is A Scale Of One To Omg We're All Gonna Die?


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A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.

Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.

Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?

Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?

See a scale of one to dead, death, dying


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