A Shag

What is A Shag?


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a shag is hard to describe. There are many definitions ...see shag

Here are a few things that a shag may be like:

1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.

2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.

3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.

4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.

5. A shag is like a tablewithout a cloth: it has four bare legs.

6. A shag is like a spade: a toolin a hole.

7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in

8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a rideto remember

9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky

10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out

11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.

12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic

13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.

14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling

15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse

See bonk, fuck, hump, intercourse, sex, shag


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