A Standing 8 Count

What is A Standing 8 Count?

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

See sex, beating, boxing, face

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