What is A Steve Jobs?
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Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.
Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five
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When a guy has inane, extended phone conversations with his girl instead of hanging out with the fellas.
Gregg: Yo, where's Luke, ..
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Fuck right is a variant of "yeah right".
Sarah asked me if I was going down the shore with dirty Vasil and I said "Fuck ..