A Stranger

What is A Stranger?


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When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.

Person 1: Man, I broke the vacuum yesterday. Person 2: So what did you do?, try to fix it?. Person 1: No I sat around for a while trying to figure out what to do, then I gave myself a stranger.


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