A Thing In The Bag

What is A Thing In The Bag?


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Its freakin awesome! You usually hang out by the stick looking at it while drinking drinks (preferably 2 reds, a blue, and an orange) and hanging out with some cool guys. But be careful, it may escape into the mountains.

What about the thing in the bag?... I mean... I think im a cool guy...


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