A Tim

What is A Tim?

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.

Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners

Does anyone know where Peterhead is?

Aye, its on Peter's shoulders

Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on

But it won't fit

You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair

Why does it do tricks

Thats a tim

See jokes, bad, humour

[shiggins]

1. When someone is so in love, they have Shiggins disease. i'm so in love, i think ive contracted Shiggins See higgo, shiggins, love..

Sycojism

1. The rocket-fuelled ejaculation at the end of a particularly frenzied wank. Fuck me, I bashed the bishop so fuckin hard my sycojism knoc..

Binket

1. something random, a random object, random shit Where u get that binket? See random, shit, shenanigans, nonsense, bitches..

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