What is A Tim?
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A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
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