A Tim

What is A Tim?


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A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.

Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners

Does anyone know where Peterhead is?

Aye, its on Peter's shoulders

Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on

But it won't fit

You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair

Why does it do tricks

Thats a tim

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