A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

B'awwwwww

1. 1. v. To express a very melancholy tone towards another for an asinine reason. An incredibly annoying sound that emo children make when ..

Gummie

1. A blowjob performed by a person with no teeth. That old lady down the block is crazy. I mean, she offered to give me a gummie! See bl..

Upom

1. reminiscent of a sexy beast He was very upom, and ended up sleeping with 397 women...at once. See hot, sexy, beastly, man, renaissance..

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