A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

Electile Dysfunction

1. The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year. "Is anyon..

Flurble

1. A universal replacment for all other words. Fill in the gaps........... Im feeling rather ...... Pass me the ...... How are you to da..

Neekstook

1. Water closet. Also known as a "bathroom". Say, Frank, can you fetch me my Quailman costume out of the neekstook?..

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