A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

Ytl

1. An acronym for "you're the lord" A statement implying a deeper yet superficial meaning; normally bringing humour into th..

Hilarifying

1. 1) An absolutely horrifying situation that one still finds hilarious. a) I can't believe Bill just shit his pants in the middle ..

Hoffed

1. To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoffgenerally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts ..

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