A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

Tpit

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Borg Steaming

1. the appitimy of repulsiveness and or grotesqueness that food was borg steaming. or that smell was borg steaming. See gross, repulsive,..

Crap Gasket

1. A ring of moistened toilet paper used to fill the space between a toilet bowl and seat with the aim of preventing the leak of odoriferou..

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