A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

W00tzilla

1. Someone who loves to say w00t a lot and turns into w00tzilla without noticing. w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t!!..

Zoovey

1. A groovey and original way to say something is cool. Lenny Kravitz is really zoovey. Reserved for people or things that don't tr..

1. A smiley used to show a laughing face. It looks somewhat distorted though. Generally it is used to say "lmao 10x ur so funny"...

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