A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

It's'nt

1. A contraction of the 3 separate words: it is not. Can be used in an argument to quickly gain the upper hand. A "yes-it-is, no-it-is..

Optirectumitus

1. op-ti-rec-tum-it-us, noun, 1. An ambiguious mental condition which manifests itself by outbursts of negative thinking and behaviours. ..

Zoobidge

1. the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why. Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge. See nrb,..

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