A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

1. 1. ip backwards 2. Paragraph teacher: you need two ¶s to get a good grade me: ok *goes home to register 2 dns ips* *the next day* ..

Phoboplickah

1. fear of giant erect penis's chasing you in your basement screaming and yelling mexican chants in chineese,while your grounded that..

Underwear Gnomes

1. little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear. ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair. ..

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