A Turk

What is A Turk?


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Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

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