A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

Knobbed

1. To have sex i knobbed her 2. Shagged, Nailed or had sex with someone Ben: Hey Terry Terry: How the fuck do you know my name? Ben:..

Taint Logger

1. One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others...

Ziering

1. A dillwhole. As chris says, wish her a happy birthday on August 8th. Love her. Bitch. Omg Katherine your such a dillwhole...

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