A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

Zowy

1. cool, reliable, uniquely hot, one of the best persons you'll ever meet and have around. don't let him/her go. You're a Z..

Fart Fodder

1. any foodstuff which makes you fart guy1 *FAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!* guy2 'good push, you been eatin' my fart fodder?&a..

Sex On Two Legs

1. some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex. Good lord look..

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