A Turk

What is A Turk?

Masterbatingto online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*

*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

See masterbating, choking, sex, masterbation

Lover's Nuts

1. A early archaic term for blue balls. "The bitch was such a prick tease she gave me lover's nuts." See blue balls..

Going Through The Motions

1. To go through your everyday life in a mechanical manner, as in: waking up, going to work, getting back home, watching TV, going ..

Zeroes

1. the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.) Rap music w..

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