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When you need to crap so bad you can fell the ridges and contours of your crap!!
Dude!!! i got to go so bad i can feel it ridging out (..
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Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.
Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday ..
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You, sir, are invited to a bout of pugilism outwith this public house.
Haw you ya dafty, yer tea's oot...