What is Aa?
1.
The place to go if you have ever: pissed your pants; wrecked your car; been arested for multiple DUI's; passed out outdoors; urinated in an interior corner or plant; hid beer for "later"; drank alcohol you think is foul because there is nothing else; thought hair of the dog is a good idea; lost a weekend; called up your friends to piece together why you are home without your pants; missed Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner by accident; been fired 'cause you are too drunk/hungover to got to work; woke up wondering who is sleeping next to you; intend to drink a cocktail and ended up drunk, and; you sincerely cannot stop drinking but don't want to live a miserable life.
Dude...ever since Mike's gone to AA I can keep my beer in the fridge and I don't have to worry about him watering the ficus tree.
2.
A 12 step program for those who wish to stop drinking and get sober and stay sober. It is not run by anybody but is a democratic group of fellow drunks. It is not religious, but there is a spiritual aspect to the program for those who want it. It's a great program where its members often find lasting deep friendships with other sober folks. It works!
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3.
Alcoholics Anonymous, a place where people go to do everything but consume alcohol. Usually run by insane born-again Christians; these smoke-filled rooms in churches all over the country consume more coffee per capita than any other group known to mankind.
Person 1: Hello, I'm ____ and I'm an alcoholic.
People: Hello, ____
Person 2: It's ok, here have a cigarette and some coffee and we'll discuss how poisoning our bodies is bad.
4.
1) an oft-forgotten bra size implying itty-bitty but quite cute boobs
2) a person of said size
1) Jenny has trouble finding AA lingerie.
2) Monica is a petite and sexy AA.
5.
African American, espescially used in personal ads.
Divorced AA female seeks divorced AA male, any age.
6.
size of a battery used in portable devices such as radios, music players, flashlights...usually a 1.5V (volt)in Alkaline or a 1.2V in rechargeable. Can be used alone, or in combination with other AA batteries as decided by the device manufacturer.
zeke:get a package of AA batteries for me at the store
zack: ya want 48 from Costco or 2 from 7-11??
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7.
Alcoholics Anonymous...a place where drunks go to recover from their addiction.
AA...where your ass needs to be!
