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"the weekend after this coming weekend."
I can't hang out this coming weekend, but how about oxt weekend?..
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Crack open a fifth of alcohol and drink the entire thing until there is less than an inch left all in one pull. Must remain standing.
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A frequently slow computer, translated to 'African' instead of 'nigger'.
DAYUM MAN, MY AFRICAN COMPUTER IS PISSIN M..