A.a.m. Edit Meaning

1. Rolling On the Floor Touching My Penis When she sexted me her picture I was ROFTMP. See rofl, lol, btw, lmao, fml..

1. a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess. the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservativ..

1. To completely lose all control, lashing out at everything and anything around you. One day, Keith just baileyed out and stabbed his tea..