What is Aardvark Folding?
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verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.
Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?
Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!
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