What is Aaron Selzter?
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One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.
"God you are fucking stupid"
"Hey, at least I'm not Aaron Selzter"
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A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!
James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.
See james, bandwagoner, sports, dumb, ya..
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After a long night of drinking and partying, you take a taxicab home, but actually have sex with the cab driver , in the cab, or bring t..