What is Aaron Selzter?
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One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.
"God you are fucking stupid"
"Hey, at least I'm not Aaron Selzter"
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The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The proces..
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The state of possessing every possible electronic gadget.
I went to Best Buy today and didn't find one new toy. I have electrosati..
