Aaron Selzter

What is Aaron Selzter?


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One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.

"God you are fucking stupid"

"Hey, at least I'm not Aaron Selzter"

See asshole, dickface, prick


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