Aaron Wirtz

What is Aaron Wirtz?


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Aa-ron Wirtz

{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:

A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzyis a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:

One of seedy methods and motives.

Proper Noun:

Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"

See wirtzy, aaron, ninja, llamas


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