Aayla Secura Edit Meaning

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"Er, I…didn't quite catch that. Got…distracted…"

―The response of any person to ever speak to Aayla Secura, ever

Aayla Secura

Biographical information

Homeworld: Ryhot, err, Ryloth

Born: Wow, those breasts, um, 40 BBY

Died: She's way to hot to die! (official story is that she was

shot about 56 times by a bunch of horny clones)

Physical description

Species: Twi'lek

Gender: Hot Female

Height: Sexy

Hair color: Blue Brain tails

Eye color: Green

Aayla Secura was a female Jedi who was also a Twi'lek. She is most famous for being drooled over by fanboys (and possibly some fangirls), who often had dreams of getting her in bed. However, she married non-fanboy Grover in the end and, to the dismay of the galactic populace, began to dress modestly. As she was a Twi'lek, this meant very little change in her wardrobe but the change was enough to send her followers into a spiral of despair.

Personally, I just don't see what those fanboys see in...mmm, that sexy ass... and those boobs!

Aayla Secura was born into the Cult of St. Noodlehead, the state-sponsored church on Ryloth. As a teenager she became dissatisfied with its feminist leanings and converted to G*nkism. Despite her career with the Jedi, she persisted in loyalty to it even unto death. But she didn't die! (Yes, she did die. Tough luck, fanboys. Now go get a life.)

During the Clone wars Aayla boosted the moral of her troops up to an unprecedented summit by undressing in the jungle.( Obi-wantried this, and it resulted in 3/4 of the clone army under his command needing replacing, after a massive spate of suicides. The other 1/4, well...Wookiee-Nookie abounded..) Needless to say when Order 66was executed half of her squad committed suicide, the other half vowed revenge on Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, leaving only two Mandalorianmercenaries of the entire squad alive, those mercenaries were....yes you guessed it Goran Beviin and Medrit Vasur.

Together, she and her fuzzy, blue husband went on to have 199 children. So, Aayla Secura might be your grandma, she just might. About her and Grover's relations...as many fanboys as there are Jax Pavans, to be precise, have wanted to "trade places with" her husband, wanting Aayla to provide some place to put their...uh...let's not go there.

Well...below are some notable results of their relations:

Karen

weirdo

Jax Pavan 20,394

And the most notable of all...

Thrawn

Star Wars Fanboy1: Man I'd like to show Aayla my lightsaberif you know what I mean.

Star Wars Fanboy2: What are you talking about man she mastered the fourth form of lightsaber combat, Ataru, and had some skill in Form V, as well as being a user of Jar'Kai. Not to mention training under Quinlan Vos a highly respected Jedi Master. She would totally kick your ass at a duel.

Star Wars Fanboy1: Dude you need to get laid...

Aayla Secura is a Sex Goddess with lightsabers.

See sex goddess, lightsaber, the force, ryloth, twi'lek, star wars, order 66, thrawn, jedi, fanboys, free candy