What is A-b Porn?
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Porn that only has a few good parts. You start at point A, and end at point B, and then loop over only that portion of the material to masterbate to.
First originated on the Keith and The Girl podcast.
Chemda's voice is some good A-B Porn. I just take the parts where she sounds all sexy, and keep rewinding those parts.
Random Words:
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.
I started bleeding after Jose edwa..
