Abaf

What is Abaf?

means: Anything but a face

Can both be used about a guy/girl who has a body which someone finds desirable, but a less attractive face.

This often occurs when beer goggles blind you and you wake up next to an abaf.

Markus: I scored with this hot fitness chick last night

Ronnie: O rly?

Markus: Yeah, but bcuz of my apparent alcohol intoxication the beer goggles tricked me

Ronnie: Oh, U sure been smokin dat crack, so was she an abaf?

Markus: 4 sho bro, ain't nothing to it but teh ugly.

See ugly, woman, drunk, beer goggles, hangover

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Ubootat

1. A bloody queef onto one's face. It was gross, last night he wanted me to ubootat. See queef, gross, nasty, poop, blood..

Izzed

1. State of being completely fucked up on Ecstasy What time is it? Shit its that early, im hella izzed. Nah im good off that, im izzed. ..

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