What is Abandon Ship!!?
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when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with shit and/or shit paper, can't flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.
i had too much general tso's and had to abandon ship!! on that shit.
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Used if you have just beaten someone. Used by Alan Partridge. Said in front of the loser, while rubbing you're 2nd and 3rd fingers ..